The Free Land of Frozen Republic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 8.598 billion Frozen Republicians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Welfare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Frozen Republician economy, worth 325 trillion Icicles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,907 Icicles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, skateparks can be found in every city, and Frozen Republic has designated Frozen Republic City as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frozen Republic's national animal is the Pinguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Frozen Republic is ranked 241,846^th in the world and 3,967^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.78 kickbacks per hour.